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Review:Dragon’s Quest

Dragon’s Quest is one of those games that just should never have been released. It is easy to see when an author does not try at all to make a game enjoyable, or even work right. The way the framework of the story is laid out is so confusing I couldn’t even understand it. You play as a dragon who is supposed to go do something. I don’t know, that is about as far as I got with comprehending the story.

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After playing five minutes of the game, I didn’t want understand it anymore. If it wasn’t for the debug keys, I don’t think that I would have made it through the first town due to the cockeyed wallmap. I think the author spent the most time on the beautifully ripped exterior house graphics, which really do look nice. In fact, it is probably the best thing about the game.

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Besides the lame story and graphics, I didn’t really notice anything. I am assuming that the music was okay since I didn’t really pick up on anything flat out awful.

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I’ll sum this one up in the words of Napoleon Dynamite; this game is a “Decroded piece of crap”! Honestly, I wouldn’t even bother downloading it unless you feel the urge to make sense of the story and let me know why the crap I spent 20 minutes playing it.

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