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Review:A Very Funkotronic X-Mas

I am a religious man, but I do try and keep an open mind to pretty much anything. Regardless of my values, nothing could prepare me for what they call A Very Funkotronic Christmas. Do you like rape? Involving children? Animals? Elves? Do you enjoy hearing excessive swearing? Do you like hearing about any type of these things tied into the Christmas holiday season? Are you an adolescent who will giggle at anything?

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If you answered “yes” to any of the above, then Funkotronic may be your godsend. For the rest of us normal people, you are in for a real treat if you decide to play.

Sorry, but I just don’t get it. There is nothing awesome or funny to me about a dong-crazed elf molesting everything in sight to some retarded rap song about Santa and getting busy under the mistletoe. The saving grace for this game would have been the Dance Dance Revolution-style gameplay. Unfortunately though, it seemed a bit broken, as you could just hold down the direction of the upcoming arrow and collect your bounty.

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Not that I really cared though. I saw enough within the first five seconds of the game to know that it was time for me to move on to the next title.

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